| | | Will Hatcher's: Crank Dat Homeless Man - 139 sec Written, Directed & Produced by Will Hatcher
http://www.WillHatcher.com
Homeless Man ain't got no rent
Asking you for 30 cent
If you got it, be a Gent
And drop it here my friend
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll give me 50 cent
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll give me 30 cent
Homeless man don't brush his teeth
And I smell like clorox bleach
Shower zero times a week
LOOK AT MY FEET
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll crank dat homeless man
Youll crank dat homeless man
You got some crack
Homeless man up in your yard
Watch me sleep & watch me sh*t
I'm starving yo
And dodo tastes like chocolate
Got no pride, now watch me beg
Begging for some lotion man
When I crank dat homeless man
I pull out my sign and crank that thang
Now Youll
Don't act like you don't know me
Cause if you give me crack I will steal yo ass this trophy
You catch me at your local bus stop
Yes I sleep there everyday
People hold their nose cuz I don't bath frequently Tags:crank dat soulja boy superman weird al crackhead batman spiderman dance homeless man aquaman yank pokemon parody short film sketch spoof yankovic  | | HANCOCK - Will Smith, Homeless SuperHero, Extended Trailer - 192 sec There are heroes... there are superheroes... and then there's Hancock (Will Smith). With great power comes great responsibility -- everyone knows that -- everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough -- as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think -- until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey (Jason Bateman), and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock's greatest challenge yet -- and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary (Charlize Theron), insists that he's a lost cause.
Release Date: July 02, 2008
Starring: Will Smith
Directed By: Peter Berg
http://www.blacktree.tv Tags: interview filmmaker reel trailer HD Will Smith Homeless Superhero summer blockbuster Comicbook | | | | | | Vivek - Homeless Prophet - 2313 sec READ THIS FIRST: I respect and love Vivek, back when I was 19 - we were making a comedy public access show so I felt it necessary to make it funny. I really love this video and have spoken to the man and given him about $50 since making the video, it has been seen by hundreds of people. Hope you can decipher the intelligence from the stupidity - and for the records, I still think it's kind of funny. Tags:vivek homeless prophets santa monica 3rd street promenade | | | | | | | | Leona Lewis-Homeless w/Lyrics - 229 sec Leona Lewis Homeless with lyrics
Waiting here, for you to call me,
For you to tell me,
That everything's a big mistake,
Waiting here in this rainfall,
Feeling so small,
This dream was not supposed to break,
I'm so sorry now,
For the pain i've caused you,
Won't you please forgive,
Please?
But you don't love me anymore,
You dont want me anymore
Theres a sign on your door
No Vacancies, Just emptiness,
Without your love,
I'm Homeless.
In this cold i'm walking aimless,
Feeling Helpless,
Without a shelter from the storm,
And in my heart i miss you so much,
I'm missing your touch,
[Homeless lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]
And the weather used to be so warm,
I'm so sorry now,
For the pain i've caused you
Won't you please forgive,
Please?
But you don't love me anymore,
You dont want me anymore
Theres a sign on your door
No Vacancies, Just emptiness,
Without your love,
I'm Homeless.
Your my baby,
I'm Sorry!
Sorry!!!!
But you don't love me anymore,
You dont want me anymore,
And theres a sign on your door
No Vacancies, Just emptiness,
Without your love,
I'm Homeless. Tags: Leona Lewis Homeless lyrics LilMooPrincess1994 |
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