| Taco Bell Rap - 108 sec !!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(written by: ryan deberry)
i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour cream
it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene
a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too
this is how we do up in the drive thru
i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli cheese wrap
large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the cap
i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito
don't be thinking that its all for me though
"yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me
so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free.
i hope you're getting all this down, you're sitting there without a sound
hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no make it two
large coke, i need that too,
one for me and for you
just kidding, being nice
(AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!)
yellow rice, he wants that too, is that something you guys do?
if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add the cheese
one more holla for a dollar
this my crew in this drive thru
one more thing, give it to me cause baby
WE HUNGRY.
Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on beat box and Ryan Deberry on Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap.
Hope you enjoy. Tags:brandon epling brian lugo ryan deberry boca high wahtay productions taco bell rap mcdonalds  | | McDonald's: The Rap - 169 sec The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude.
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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! Tags:goremy go remy mcdonald's mcdonalds rap habib big mac coke fast food thomas friedman super size wheeling virginia | | | | | | | | | | Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 - 149 sec A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum! Tags: star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando | | IM PERSIAN RAP!! - 237 sec -SUBSCRIBE OR DIE-
http://www.arshasworld.com
Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It means a lot! Thanks! :D
THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS BRO!
http://www.youtube.com/igproduction24
Some FAQ:
1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote the lyrics and rapped them.
2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition.
3. I used my camera for the rapping and just put it into my editing software and simply put the video clips over it.
4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!!
5. lolz
6. That huge guy in the video holding me back, is my brother. He's three years older than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah...
7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE "ARABIC" WRONG, I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!!
8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I do respect all other religions.
9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST!
Download the MP3 here:
http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak
Lyrics:
(Hook)
IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my mouth?
you ask me one more time, and you gon' get knocked out!
I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin!
I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden!
I don't have a favorite food,
but if there's rice, then I am good!
Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can be tempted,
Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how I left it!
(Chorus)
IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border!
I won't take your crap, even though I'm way shorter!
I always live my life with deception and lies!
If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised!
IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb!
Last night was awesome, but don't take me wrong! (sept. 12, 2001)
If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're right!"
Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME UP" ALL NIGHT!
IM PERSIAN!
(Verse)
Look at my face, can you tell the origin of my race?
Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil,
but don't spread it around, all that does is spoil.
I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb,
and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is wrong! :D
Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all pansies,
All we need is more Republicans, and everything's dandy!
Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A,
But if you're not of age, then get out of my face! :(
I really need a nose job, and that'll show them,
If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them!
I don't pay for cable, but I still don't steal it,
I just got my green card, don't want them to repeal it!
I work hard for a living, I won't steal from a baby,
But finders keepers is my saying, even with an old lady!
There's a lot of people talking, right behind my back,
I just block them out, cause they'll blow my act,
If only people would stand a day inside my shoes,
They'd understand what it's like to see your uncle on the news.
We're people too, but it's what the parents taught them,
The rights and the wrongs, but also what they bought them.
Like toys and presents and clothes and cars,
I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed Jafar.
(Chorus)
(Hook X2)
(Chorus) Tags: miley cyrus things parody dave days arsha asteraki im persian rap hilarious zomg funny | | Warcraft: The Rap - 147 sec This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result.
Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at:
www.goremy.com
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! Tags:goremy go remy warcraft world of habib rap wheeling virginia | | Design Coding - 202 sec The Poetic Prophet (AKA The SEO Rapper) is back with another marketing rap. This time he describes how web standards and proper design can affect the ranking and conversion of pages on your site.
lyrics:Your site design is the first thing people see
it should be reflective of you and the industry
easy to look at with a nice navigation
when you can't find what you want it causes frustration
a clear Call to action to increase the temptation
use appealing graphics they create motivation
if you have animation
use with moderation
cause search engines can't index the information
display the logos of all your associations
highlight your contact info that's an obligation
create a clean design you can use some decoration
but to try to prevent any client hesitation
every page that they click should provide and explanation
should be easy to understand like having a conversation
when you design the style go ahead and use your imagination
but make sure you use correct color combinations
do some investigation, look at other organizations
but don't duplicate or you might face a litigation
design done, congratulations but it's time to start construction
follow these instructions when you move into production
your photoshop functions then slice that design
do your layout with divs make sure that it's aligned
please don't use tables even though they work fine
when it come to indexing they give searches a hard time
make it easy for the spiders to crawl what you provide
remove font type, font color and font size
no background colors, keep your coding real neat,
tag your look and feel on a separate style sheet
better results with xml and css
now you making progress, a lil closer to success
describe your doctype so the browser can relate
make sure you do it great or it won't validate
check in all browsers, I do it directly
gotta make sure that it renders correctly
some use IE, some others use Flock
some use AOL, I use Firefox
title everything including links and images
don't use italics, use emphasis
don't use bold, please use strong
if you use bold that's old and wrong
when you use CSS, you page will load quicker
client satisfied like they eating on a snicker
they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker
and then they convert now that's the real kicker
make you a lil richer, your site a lil slicker
design and code right man I hope you get the picture
what I'm telling you is true man it should be a scripture
if it's built right you'll be the pick of the litter
everyone will want to follow you like twitter
competition will get bitter and you'll shine like glitter
if you trying to grow your company will get bigger
design and code right man can you get with it Tags: seorapper seo marketing designtips webstandards poplabs searchmarketing |
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